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Joke of the Day

"ALERT: If u got a message from me saying ""I Need To Contact Poopy Woman"" that was a hacker or error. I called the cops and they are mad"

"What does a girl want more than anything in the world? Nothing. She's fine."

"Since It's summer here's a little advice, best way to beat the heat is to wear a San Antonio Spurs jersey"

"Did y'all hear the one about the tortilla song? Don't have source, but now that I think about it, it may have been a rap"

"What do you call it when two amoebas say hi? A micro-transaction."

"If a stork brings white babies and a crow brings black babies, what brings no babies? A little Swallow."

"It's not called PowerRamble. It's called PowerPoint, so please get to one."

"What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin? She swallowed the yellow prick's load."

"The people in commercials care about me & want to help."

"The most realistic part of Harry Potter is how he goes to a school where he learns skills he can't use in the real world."