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Joke of the Day
"The early bird needs to shut the fcuk up."
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"A TV show where customers get to hear what employees said 10 seconds after they left the store."
"Did it hurt when you were circumcised? I don't remember the pain but I couldn't manage to walk for a year after."
"What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted? Retorta"
"I like to say something disgusting which makes someone else say something more disgusting then I call them a pervert."
"jomomma.ninja Jo Mamma is so Ninja, that even Chuck Norris sent her a Friend request."
"Me: You put the ""cow"" in ""coworker"" Her: Excuse me?? Me: It's a joke format. Her: I'm telling HR.. Me: Ok but I doubt they'll get it either."
"Who is Donald Trumps favorite Pixar character? WALL-E"
"*coughs like a maniac* *pretends to pick nose* *scratches armpit* Things I will do on the bus so no one will sit next to me."
"My bra has felt way too tight all day. Sorry I just had to get that off my chest."