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Joke of the Day
"You can tell a lot about a person based on what they use as a gender-neutral singular pronoun."
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"My sister bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face as I drove pasta"
"I can't get into Breaking Bad because I have trouble remembering all the little facts. For example: the name of Walter's boss at the car wash. I just need to stop getting Bogdan in the details."
"How did the world's tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money."
"I had really loud unprotected phone sex last week Now I have hearing AIDS."
"If a camera adds on 10 pounds..... If a camera adds on 10 pounds, do African children even exist?"
"Fucking terrorists. I guess I can't google ""nice truck"" anymore to find out about the latest pickups on the market...."
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped Snow White."
"A Las Vegas joke Criss Angel"
"""Oh my god, I've...I've never seen anything like this before. This is incredible"" - me looking at a boob"