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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an aggresive white guy that over-acts in a movie? A salty cracker with cheese."
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"Wanna hear a racist joke? Shame on you"
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"how many babies does it take to paint a wall. depends how hard you throw them"
"My son does this cute thing where he installs games on my phone and then for weeks I get notifications that my village is under attack."
"Computer Science major walks into an English class The Professor says ""Welcome to English 101"". The student panicks. ""What's wrong?"" asks the Professor. ""I missed the first 4 English classes""."
"Writing a good suicide note is hard, especially if you don't know that person's handwriting."