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Joke of the Day
"Two parallel lines match on tinder But they never meet."
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"What does December have that other months dont have? The letter D."
"Do you know why Bill Cosby likes Jam more than he likes Jelly? Because he can't jelly his dick in someone."
"How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs? Raw"
"Why do seagulls fly by the sea? If they flew by the bay, they'd be Bayguls!"
"""Yes, he has a great voice but does he have a family member in the final stages of a terminal illness?"" - Reality singing competition shows"
"What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close? Wonton endangerment."
"As an unemotional person, I never thought pieces of papers would make me cry until I started to pay my bills"
"Taking BuzzFeed's millennialness quiz. Apparently having mental health issues and not knowing your gender is 100% millennial."
"What does going down on an old woman and a pork pie have in common? You have to bite off the crust, lick the gooey stuff before you get to the meaty bits"