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Joke of the Day

"Surprise parties for Lindsey Lohan probably have that ""Intervention-y"" feeling at first."

"Never confuse a colostomy bag with a whoopie cushion. Totally ruined Grandpa's 90th birthday."

"What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle? The purr-rimiter."

"Where do baby robotic vacuums come from? The Woomba I'll show myself out."

"What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Fresh and white."

"Coworker: you play any sports Me: yeah but I've had to take a break from it CW: oh..Injury? Me: *thinks about broken controller* yeah..kinda"

"I stayed at my girlfriends house the other day but her dad wouldn't let us sleep together Which was a shame because he's really fit"

"Who is this guy named Rorschach and why does he paint pictures of my parents fighting?"

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken didn't exist."