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Joke of the Day
"Where do baby robotic vacuums come from? The Woomba I'll show myself out."
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"Every generation just wants their kids to have a better ""Spiderman"" reboot than they did."
"There are two rules for success... 1. Never reveal everything that you know."
"Donald Trump has all the materials he needs to build that wall When he was elected millions of Democrats shit a brick"
"If gyms paid pretty girls to just sit and clap in the weight section, I bet they could charge anything they want for a membership."
"Do not go golfing with Admiral Ackbar. All he does is obsess about the location of sand hazards."
"The sheer terror of laughing at a joke you didn't understand and then someone asking you to explain it to them."
"Roses are red violets are blue... Sugar is sweet and so are you... The roses have wilted the violets are dead Sugar is lumpy and so is your head."
"I keep my porn in the oven! My wife will never find it there!"
"Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India? He ate Rameet!"