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Joke of the Day
"Where do baby robotic vacuums come from? The Woomba I'll show myself out."
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"Anytime I'm watching something on tv my wife starts talking to me as if her words are going to expire if she doesn't use them."
"Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life? Because the Steaks are too high."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Gangsta Barbie ...complete set of Raiders apparel; rap cassette included"
"Why is the all-lisp percussion section so quiet? Because thimbles aren't very loud."
"My wife is fat. Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"How do you make the Wicked Witch of the West kill herself? Challenge her to the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge."
"Does Alfred masturbate? ... No he masturwaynes"
"How much does funeral insurance cost Enough to put you in so much debt you need to dig your way out Alternatively: an arm and a leg"
"What do call groups of the 5 most dangerous animals? A troop of gorillas A shiver of sharks A streak of tigers A band of Indians And a gang of niggers."