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Joke of the Day

"Kim Khardasian and Kanye West named their children North West and Saint West. But to prove I'm a worse parent... I plan on naming my children...Kim Khardashian and Kanye West"

"I'd imagine the only thing worse then getting your period is not getting your period."

"Did you hear about that one statistician? Probably."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a flying fuck."

"I've always thought that the phrases 'I'm sorry' and 'I apologise' meant the same thing Until I went to a funeral"

"I fall asleep every night While browsing the chlora forum"

"Teen for rent: Knows everything, does nothing."

"What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...? Mowed 'em."

"What do you call an extremely flamboyant loaf of bread? A faggette"

" Why did the snowman smile? Because the snowblower is coming."