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Joke of the Day

"Buying a car from Hertz is like marrying a Prostitute It may look good on the outside, but you have no idea whose been in it or what they've done to it."

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"Turtles sniff tails to find mates but when I do it, it's ""disturbing"" & I ""need to leave yoga,"" or ""at least wait til I'm off the treadmill"""
"My mom passed earlier today. It's sad of course, but I know one day she'll stop and say ""Hi."""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? It got sick of hearing the vegan talk about how he saved a chicken."
"When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom ""Are these my brains?"".""Not yet,"" she replied"
"What's the difference between Jeb Bush and my toilet? My toilet is still running."
"I'm very keen I could tell he was bald at the drop of a hat."
"Knock Knock ..."
"What do you call it when your having sex with a smart girl? Being in-genious"
"I had to remove the battery from my carbon monoxide detector The constant beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick"