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Joke of the Day
"There was a fight outside a chippy the other day.... ... a poor cod got battered"
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"Caeser ran into his friends Brutus Brutus said ""hey Julius, I heard you raped a Senators wife. What happened?"". Caeser replied. "" Vidi Vici Veni!"""
"Apparently even if you delete the drunk text messages you sent last night from your phone, the other person can still see them."
"Cauliflower is just broccoli ghosts."
"I Finally Chose a College Major... Me: Dad, I think I want to go to college for botany. Dad: Are you sure? What made you interested in that? Me: Well it is a growing field."
"""My name will live forever!"" - Anonymous."
"My penis is so big... the only relationships I can have are long distance"
"Got so high last night we searched for my friend for half an hour while he helped us look"
"How does a communist do well in school? He gets good marx."
"You know the best thing about having a penis? You get to share it with people who don't."