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Joke of the Day
"There was a fight outside a chippy the other day.... ... a poor cod got battered"
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"Stop! This is not funny! My dad died in 9/11, his last words were Allah wakbar"
"A Spanish magician is at a party He begins his trick for the birthday girl, grabbing a handful of magic sprinkle dust. He then begins to count, ""uno, dos,"" POOF. He disappeared without a tres."
"Always get double toppings on take out pizza so you can eat one of the toppings off as an appetizer during your drive home."
"What's Harry Potters favorite way of getting down a hill? Walking! (JK ROLLING)"
"MY WIFE: [donating blood] ME: That's from both of us"
"If Ice T got killed He'd be called Iced T."
"Why does Spider-Man only drink Kool-aid? Because with grape powder comes great responsibility."
"WHO'S ANGRY ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON IN WASHINGTON? AND WHY? I'M REALLY UNINFORMED."
"What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person."