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Joke of the Day
"I don't know, the friend zone sounds like a cool place with pizza and laser tag"
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"A man knocked on my door this morning, asking for a small donation towards the local swimming pool... So I gave him a glass of water."
"""This little computer"" said the sales clerk ""will do half of your job for you."" Studying the machine the senior VP said ""Fine I'll take two."""
"What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson falling down the stairs."
"I don't get why people think the homeless are unclean... when they have the mintiest breaths I've ever smelled."
"When you are dead, you don't know you are dead but other people do. The same applies when you are stupid."
"What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf? A monster with an all-over perm."
"What do you call batman when he misses church? Christian Bail"
"Fat women are like hydrogen single and abundant"
"Sometimes, I just want to be taken seriously. And sometimes, I just want to be taken, seriously."