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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf? A monster with an all-over perm."

"Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway."

"What does a bowling ball and your mom have in common? They both get picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and then come back for more."

"What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week? The posters"

"What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common? They got into Yale."

"How do you make the spying NSA frustrated?"

"If I can make you laugh with a Facebook Status... Imagine what I could do if we met at a bar."

"How do chinese people laugh over the internet? Lmao Zedong"

"A photographer and a mechanic have a child After two long days of searching for the perfect name, they name him Cam."

"What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods? I'm not doing that again for two bucks."