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Joke of the Day
"How do you know you sister is on her period? Dad's cock tastes like blood."
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"How do you build a boat? Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy."
"Why are black people so tall? Because their knee grows."
"""Would the owner of a blue PT Cruiser with license plate 'CRUZIN' please park your car 300 miles from here and kill yourself? Thank you."""
"I like my men like I like my pizza With extra sausage ( )"
"Hey pal, you wanna take this outside? *me & the guy from the bar scoop the bug up on a napkin and set it down gently on the grass in front*"
"What's the most famous line at a gay bar? ""Can I push in your stool?"""
"What's the difference between a hungry girl and a horny girl? Where she puts the cucumber."
"Sign Driving through a residential area, saw a sign: SLOW Children Playing! I thought to myself ""Gosh, that's a bit cruel!"""
"What do you call an old skeleton's jokes? *Dry humer!*"