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Joke of the Day
"What followed the dinosaur ? It's tail !"
Next Joke
"One day a wife complained.. ""This wall clock almost killed my mother today. It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch."" The husband grunted and replied, ""The darn clock always was slow."""
"I'm not afraid of someone who threatens to open up a can of whoopass on me... I'm much more afraid of the people who can the whoopass to begin with."
"I hate when someone steals my idea before I've had it."
"Sometimes you look at an ex and think maybe they're not so bad. And then they start to talk and remind you why you hate them."
"I wouldn't be mad. And the Lord said unto John ""Come forth and receive eternal life"". But John came fifth and won a toaster."
"A ship carrying blue paint has collided with a ship carrying red paint in the English Channel. 32 sailors have been marooned"
"Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother."
"What do you get when you cross a sheep with a porcupine? a sweater"
"I accepted the Microsoft terms and conditions without reading them, and apparently I'm now responsible for hemming all of Bill Gates' pants."