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Joke of the Day
"Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed"
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"How do you know if a black woman is pregnant? Stick a banana up her cooter, if it comes out half eaten, you've got a monkey on the way!"
"I've already had 3 people ask if I have enough wine to last me through the hurricane. Beginning to think I may have a reputation."
"Q: What do call a fish with no eye? A: A fsh."
"why do JEWS have big noses ? air is free"
"What do you do to an elephant with three balls? Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!"
"i need to get something off my chest *takes off my nipple*"
"America only considers a war a success if we build a Bed Bath and Beyond in the enemy's capital."
"You've just made a very lazy enemy my friend."
"Why couldn't Donald Trump be a successful song writer? Because every good song has a bridge, not a wall."