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Joke of the Day
"Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed"
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"Why didn't the Jewish Boy Scout come home? He went to the wrong camp. Bonus: I'm a Jewish Boy Scout"
"[1st date] Me: ""So, what do you do?"" Her: ""I'm a Herpetologist."" Me: ""Great! [pulls pants down] How bad is this?"""
"Coffee asked ""Why do I always get coal in my stocking."" Santa: Because your on the Not Tea list."
"Best part about staying up late = total absence of morning people."
"Whenever I conduct a job interview I ask the applicant to name their favorite Muppet, and no matter the answer I scowl and shake my head."
"How much rest does a bad Sheppard get? Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights."
"I love my Sherlock Holmes dildo... I call him, Bendy-dick Cum-a-bunch"
"Why do stoners love couches? Because of their 'cush'ions!"
"My OCD brings all the boys to the yard, where they're sanitized and counted before I wash my hands of them."