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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron? One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister."

"It was a sad day when I discovered... my new Universal Remote Control does not, in fact, control the Universe. Not even remotely."

"What do you call an Egyptian spine adjuster? A Cairopractor"

"Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub."

"Is it all black people that have a problem with slavery? Or just mine ?"

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef!! What do you call a cow with two legs? YOUR MUM!!"

"If there is one thing sure to turn Reddit against you... It's defiantly clickbait."

"""Lord of the Rings"" seems like kind of a racist book. It doesn't even have a Tolkien black guy."

"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone."

"Hey dad I'm tired! There's a nap for that. :)"