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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron? One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister."

"Bosses are like diapers... Always on your ass and normally full of shit"

"What did the potato ask the cow? Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes."

"What did one gay man say to another at the bar? ""Mind if I push your stool in? ;)"""

"Does anyone else think Squidward's nose looks like...nevermind. There are children in the room."

"Diets are like ghosts. They might exist, but I wouldn't know."

"If Oprah took over Favstar, everyone would get a trophy."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's odd."

"What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot? Mitosis"

"Why did 11 eat 12? Cuz 12, 13, 14"