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Joke of the Day
"How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side."
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"[Morgue] Cop: Sir, I know it's tough but we need you to ID the body Me looking at corpse: *takes deep breath* Areare you over 21?"
"My mate got run over this morning by a limousine, it took fucking ages..."
"A three legged dog Walks into a bar, sits down and says im looking for the man that shot my paw."
"What's white and ten inches long? Nothing."
"Where do terrorists go to get a bite to eat? the Allahu snack-bar."
"What happens when a university math professor and a high school math teacher get it on? Calculust"
"How do you turn a fox into a cow? Marry it"
"*shitting pants, crying, missing my shoe* yoga instructor: you need to leave me: oh is this not child's pose?"
"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it is a hardware problem."