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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you trust stairs? Because they are always up to something."
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"The guest said to the cannibal Your wife makes a great soup. Yes, but I'll miss her."
"What's better than roses on my piano? Tulips on my organ!"
"St. Bernards are dogs living in the Swiss Alps who search for lost travellers, skiers and mountaineers. That's how they survive the winters."
"ME: ""Hey, the 1980s called and they want their pants back"" STRANGER WHO IS SECRETLY A TIME COP: ""They called?! That's a level 3 violation!"""
"I just broke up with my blind girlfriend. We just didn't see eye to eye anymore."
"Watching a Sarah McLachlan concert on TV on a Saturday night. It's funny, this wasn't on my bucket list yet I feel so close to actual death."
"Everybody has a friend that is completely different when they're not under female supervision."
"Adolf Hitler has been judged very harshly by history however.. he did kill Hitler. NB: stolen from Jimmy Carr"
"A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair. ""Haircut sir?"" asked the barber. ""No just change the oil please!"""