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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you trust stairs? Because they are always up to something."
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"Just asked someone for their date of birth for a work insurance thing & it was 4/20/69 & I just went dead silent for at least 20 seconds"
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chopin ! Chopin who ? Chopin the supermarket !"
"Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed? To feed her nightmare."
"What do Lady Diana and Pink Floyd have in common Their last greatest hit was 'The Wall'."
"Three guys walk into a bar: an alcoholic, a priest, and a child molester... And that's just the first guy."
"I like to refer to Star Trek: Deep Space Nine as... ...""Keeping up with the Cardassians"" -&y"
"What's the difference between Finebros and Humiliation pornstars? Humiliation pornstars get the money they want."
"The Human Centipede wasn't that bad really.. ...most of it was tongue in cheek."
"How many fuck boys does it take to change a light bulb? None, cause its already lit as fuck fam."