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Joke of the Day
"The guest said to the cannibal Your wife makes a great soup. Yes, but I'll miss her."
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"Spongebob might be the main character.... but Patrick is the star."
"Puberty doesn't hit us Asians Our parents do."
"TFW you wake up and Trump is elected president Going back to sleep now."
"Man who stand on toilet... High on pot!"
"If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth the $20"
"HR: know why you're here? Me: I put my tongue in the candy cutter Union: well..unsafe..but fired? HR: the candy cutter's name is Trish"
"""Welcome to lazy club. My name i-*doors get kicked in* ""THIS IS A ROBBERY! NOBODY MOVE!"" [voice from the back] ""Nobody was going to."""
"What would you call a Mexican that lost his car? Carlos"
"Why did the Frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the Chicken."