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Joke of the Day
"The guest said to the cannibal Your wife makes a great soup. Yes, but I'll miss her."
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"Quitting smoking is a lot like getting out of a relationship. It's a sad and slow realization of all of the things that you used to like to do it after."
"I shot someone with a starting gun. I've been charged with race crimes"
"Have you heard the joke about Baltimore? It's a riot!"
"[Spelling Bee] Your word is palindrome ""Can you use it in a sentence?"" Go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog."
"My ass is one of the great wonders of the world if you're wondering when it's getting off this couch."
"So a blind girl was giving me a hand job last night... She said I was the biggest she's ever felt, I said ""Nah girl, you're just pulling my leg."""
"What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ? It eggs-plodes !"
"Sony has a site where you can watch The Interview for $5.99 and I can't think of a single reason not to trust them with my credit card info."
"Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii? ""Aloha Ackbar"" doesn't go over well at the airport"