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Joke of the Day
"What's better than roses on my piano? Tulips on my organ!"
Next Joke
"Why do hunters make the best lovers? Because they go deep in the bush shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot."
"So I fucked this bitch the other night. She started to get real clingy, so I asked my buddy for some advice. He said, ""Yeah man, golden retrievers can be like that sometimes."""
"I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?"
"I might not be the sharpest knife in the drawer but I will still cut you."
"when the lady in the elevator burst into tears I did the only thing a man could do in the situation. I fell to the floor and played dead."
"For once, I'd like to take a medication w/side effects such as come-hither eyes, mad juggling skills, & Julia Childs' prowess in the kitchen"
"What is a pigs favourite ballet? Swine Lake!"
"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? A cease and desist."
"WHAT DO THE TEENAGERS CALL...... What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district? Vachina Town"