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Joke of the Day

"What did one dry erase marker say to the other? I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old."

"Two heads aren't better than one if you're both stupid."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"A great excuse for being late is ""I don't know how to tell time"""

"Whoever figured out that you can make cake in a mug in under a minute was probably really going through some shit."

"I don't sit crossed legged to be classy, I'm holding my tampon in"

"Seth Rogen and James Franco having their movie pulled due to terrorist threats sounds like the plot of a Seth Rogen and James Franco movie."

"So my grandmother came up to me and asked me to cut a piece of fabric into strips for her. I asked her ""What width?"" She replied: ""with scissors of course."""

"Thousands of religions and you're damned if you choose incorrectly? There must be people in Hell asking,""So! What religion are you in for?"""

"What do you call a Knight that cuts beef? Sir Loin."