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Joke of the Day

"What did one dry erase marker say to the other? I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old."

"Why is yellow afraid of red? Because red blue green."

"How come Jesus could never play for the Blackhawks? Because he's always getting hung up on the boards."

"Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night? Because he was empty inside."

"*Cowboy stares at the horizon* ""A storm's comin"" [In the distance, Darude 'Sandstorm' can be heard faintly] *Cowboy cracks a glowstick*"

"Why did the bull get a sex change? To see how the UDDER side lives! ---------- (Thought of it while washing the dishes, hope you all get a kick out of it.)"

"The girl next to me is texting her friend about how there's an annoying guy looking at her phone, lemme show her which emojis to use."

"I've only been in jail for 5 minutes and I've already been raped. ... My uncle doesn't fuck around when he plays Monopoly."

"How does Davy Crockett take his pie? A'lamode"

"What's long, hard and has cum in it? A cucumber"