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Joke of the Day
"too poor for whole foods too ugly for walmart"
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"Afghanistan is just a regular ghanistan that's ghanistan af."
"I washed my antibiotic pills down with a probiotic shake and now I'm back to square one."
"I was talking to my buddy about 50 Shades Of Grey He said ""yeah, my wife and I have been doing S&M for years."" ""Really!"", I said, ""I had no idea!"" ""Sure,"" he said, ""she sleeps and I masturbate!"""
"Iphones walked out :p Two Iphones walked out of a bar"
"what do u call a mexican who lost hes car carlos LOL"
"*shots fired in the club over the last slice of pizza*"
"What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues"
"A new joke about Kim Jong Un (removed)"
"Where did socially awkward Nazis get sent? To the conversation camp! (That was a part of my shower thoughts and popped spontaneously into my mind)"