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Joke of the Day
"What's the Wifi password in a mosque? AllahIsTheOne2345"
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"Make any conversation awkward by pulling out and starting a stopwatch without saying why you're doing it."
"Advice My brother came to me for advice concerning a major career change. All I could telll him was, ""Take the shot. Lincoln did."""
"My dick is like a polygraph... It's only reliable fifty percent of the time"
"Perfect relationships exist in thoughts, movies, and Facebook timelines."
"Hey guys just wanted to let you guys know that I'm vegan"
"""Welcome to fightclub you may now kiss the bride."""
"a lady walks into her house but then the she realizes she does not have a home for living and is sleeping in trash bag"
"I like my women like I like my slaves: Coffee. Wait..."
"*gets on 1 knee* Me: I know we haven't known each other for a long time, but will you marry me? Her: Please get off my knee"