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Joke of the Day

"Animal Mathematics If a Man is in bed with 2 Women, how many Animals are there in the bed? Answer = 14 How ? 3 Asses + 6 Calves + 2 Pussies + 2 Chicks + 1 Cock"

"Gold chains would make a great retirement gift. For a VERY good slave."

"Joanke Its an inside joke."

"Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes? The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

"How do you turn a fox into a cow? Marry her"

"Why does time go by so fast in Italy? Because every time you turn around you see a dago by."

"Whats the best way to watch porn? In double HD."

"Now that Brexit is over we can expect 1. Nexit 2. Frexit 3. Grexit 4. Departugal 5. Italeave 6. Czechout 7. Outstria 8. Finish 9. Slovakout 10. Latervia 11. Byegium 12. Polend"

"The FAA is reviewing the new Boeing Dreamliner... it might get thrown under the airbus."

"What did one gay sperm say to the other? How are we going to get through this shit"