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Joke of the Day
"Smoke marijuana... Smoke marijuana, Take over the government, This is a high coup."
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"It's weird that gasoline smells good but tastes amazing"
"[Courtroom] Judge: One more word & I'll hold you in contempt! Me: Yes! *jumps on his lap & throws arms around him* This is nice."
"How does an insane man get through the forest? By taking the psychopath. hhhhehehhehe good one right? yeh? no..? ok."
"Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms? GerMany"
"Tell me again how I unloaded the dishwasher too loudly when you were watching golf. Detectives will want to know exactly how this went down."
"What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings? A pterrorist"
"How do you detach frogs leg You Ribbit"
"a photon checks into a hotel... And the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage and he replies, ""no, I'm traveling light."""
"How do you tell if your friend is gay? Fuck him in the ass. As you're cumming, reach around and feel his cock. It's hard, he's definitely gay."