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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man"
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"RISE & SHINE ** Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!**"
"Why did god make homosexuality a sin? Because His boyfriend thought that would make it hotter."
"My wife claims to be very good at yoga... but I think she's just a poser."
"They say you're only as old as you feel. Yet they'll arrest you for trying to feel a 12 year-old."
"Superman's only weakness is the extremely rare Kryptonite that all his enemies have."
"It was one of those things where I think they believe they were telling a joke but they were totally expressing their actual opinions"
"What do you call a fat cow..? Your mum"
"This is probably the best idea I've had yet! -me, right before I do something stupid"
"The best things in life require no pants."