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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a joke and sex? A forced joke can still be somewhat humerous."

"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None...he fell"

"Democrats have been really angry over the 2016 election results The last time Democrats were THIS angry is when the Republicans took their slaves away"

"What did the match box say to the match? You're fired!"

"*kills time while waitimg for train* oh no with time dead the train will never arrive"

"Q: What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit? A: The defendant."

"If you're Russian when you go into the bathroom, and Finnish when you come out; what are you while in the bathroom? European"

"I'll never be the girl who walks in the room and commands everyone's attenHEY! Can you at least finish reading this tweet?!"

"Now I really am just like Christine O'Donnell (not a Senator)"

"What do diapers and politicians have in common? They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason"