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Joke of the Day

"I really didn't want to go the dermatologist... ...but my dad told me to face my fears! *thought of this while washing my face*"

"Caitlyn Jenner, Republican So it turns out Caitlyn Jenner is a Republican! A member of the very party that discriminates against people like her! Can you believe the balls on that woman???"

"I should do my own TV series........... Man vs Drink"

"I guess you could say the situation in Gaza... Israeli bad. YEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! i'll show myself out."

"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.."

"Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies? They've got a lot of thyme on their hands"

"I don't think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David in a lie and he said we could discuss it tonight in a ""National Town Meeting."""

"What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist? A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store."

"What's the most common owl in Britain? The tea towel"

"I told my friends a UDP joke But Idk if they got it."