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Joke of the Day
"What`s the difference between chinese people and racism? Racism has many faces"
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"Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes? Could they not hire taller dancers?"
"Good Music Jokes? I want to see what the community can come up with."
"How does the sun cut his hair? Eclipse it."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care now and I probably won't care later."
"I hope none of these haystacks are sharing needles."
"Why spend all that time in school to be a doctor,, when you can save lives by forwarding an email or reposting a status on your Facebook wall?"
"What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant..."
"what do men with erectile disfunction and nintendo cartridges have in common? It works if you blow it before you put it in."
"I want to do an essay on chronology and hand it in late... ... so the professor can say ""it's about time!"""