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Joke of the Day
"Throwing acid is wrong. In some people's eyes."
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"No one is more unnecessarily confident than a white person that just ordered Mexican food in a Spanish accent."
"Whichever part of my body is responsible for burning fat needs to stop procrastinating."
"""Why are all the good ones either married, gay or the Son of God?"" - Mary Magdalene."
"What do you get hanging from apple trees? Sore arms"
"I am forming a new punk band! We are called ""young boys getting sodomised by fat middle aged men"". Search for us on google!"
"Can't wait for it to get dark earlier so I can pick my nose in traffic."
"What did Quasimodo say while being whipped Beats me, but I have a hunch!"
"Her: I'm thinking of a number between 1 an- Me: 69! Her: ...10. Me: Her: Me: 6.9?"
"5: I want to do something no one else has ever done. Me: Help me clean? 5: No. Something fun."