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"[job interview] How would you improve our business? ""Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."""
"I know it's fiction but the logic in The Walking Dead is so skewed it is impossible to suspend disbelief. An Asian guy named Glenn? Please"
"Did you hear about the cannibal who past his uncle in the jungle?"
"The easiest way to get rid of a ghost is to ask him for some rent money or to help with the dishes"
"I see, it's all coming back to me now... Said the blind man as he pissed into the wind."
"(For Star Wars nerds) What do baby Twi'leks wear when they eat fish? A Bib Fortuna"
"Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me"""
"What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear? White Vans."
"How do you kill a redneck? Wait until he fucks his sister and then cut the brakes on his house."