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Joke of the Day
"(For Star Wars nerds) What do baby Twi'leks wear when they eat fish? A Bib Fortuna"
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"I just ate what I thought was a feta cheese crumble from my salad off my shirt. Turns out it was deodorant. So how's your day going?"
"so i went to the clothes shop to buy camouflaged pants... ...and i didn't find any."
"Why does the KKK wear all white? Because they hate black, people!!!"
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"Q: Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks? A: Because she grew another foot."