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Joke of the Day
"(For Star Wars nerds) What do baby Twi'leks wear when they eat fish? A Bib Fortuna"
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"I was watching a hulu video and an ad came up saying ""This episode was brought to you by the invisible children."" Now I know how the internet works."
"A logician had a baby... When her parents asked if it was a boy or girl she replied,""Yes."" Edit: changed logistician to logician."
"Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down? A: Barney in an elevator."
"75% of parenting is taking their keys to punish them And giving them back because they're driving you crazy"
"Dear Hollywood, When you adapt a book into a movie here's a novel idea: try reading it first for a change. Assholes."
"*speaks at high school graduation* Your 12 year free trial has expired. To continue your education please submit your credit card info."
"How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck? with asparagus..."
"What's one thing a woman can never say no to? Rape."
"My dog is a typical guy, I talk to him and he's all wagging his tail, but I know he's not listening. I get it ladies."