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Joke of the Day

"What did they serve for lunch at Jurassic Park? Chilean Sea Bass. Spared no expense. Didn't you watch the movie?"

"What's the difference between LIGHT and HARD? You can sleep with a light on."

"How do you find the vegan on tumblr they find you"

"What's red and silver and bumps in to walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes."

"How do Rabbis make money? They keep the tips."

"What does a gang say on December 25th? Merry Crips-mas"

"Did you hear about the Mathematician who was constipated, and lost his calculator? He worked it out with a pencil"

"My approach to life drives nihilist philosophers crazy... ...but it's beating a dead horse."

"They were just called ranch doritos until they started smoking parliaments and listening to mumford and sons"

"Don't you hate it when you're reflecting on life...... Then you realize you're a mirror. Thanks came up with this a bus ride I'll see myself out."