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Joke of the Day

"What did they serve for lunch at Jurassic Park? Chilean Sea Bass. Spared no expense. Didn't you watch the movie?"

"Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride"

"*meteor is about to hit earth* Earth: I have a boyfriend"

"What does Snoop Dogg say to his baby? Kushie kushie koo"

"It is said that wearing T-shirts make you feel cooler in Summer I've been wearing a dozen of them but it's still hot like hell. Damn."

"I live off my music and the pain it inflicts on others."

"What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be? A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me."

"My girlfriend started complaining about my lack of interest in her family. So I dated her sister.."

"I hear there's a sex toy and lingerie shop for chavs. Nissan Summers."

"New Stephen King book! I hear that Stephen King is writing a new book dealing with the horrors of cat ownership. It's called Pffffffffft!"