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Joke of the Day
"If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong"
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"If girls were dinosaurs they'd be dramasaurus."
"Me: My bed is so warm and cosy. I never want to leave. Bladder: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"Mecca should turn into a transformer in the next transformer movie They'll name it Meccatron"
"What did the gay paraplegic take for heartburn? Rolaids"
"Wile E Coyote: I can't get rid of this headache *TNT explodes* *anvil drops on his head* *bus flattens him* Dr: it's probably stress-related"
"This joke tops everything. This joke everything."
"Things I constantly worry about pressing: 1. ""Like"" while ex stalking 2. Send all drafts 3. A baby's soft spot Yes, this list is in order."
"[i get a phone call] ""Hi we'd like to talk to you about your tweets"" ME: Wow thank you but I don't do interviews ""This is the police"""
"What do you call a Mexican smoking weed? A baked bean"