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Joke of the Day
"If girls were dinosaurs they'd be dramasaurus."
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"A favorite at parties To a large group: ""What do you say to a man with a one inch penis?"" ""How's it going, [name of group member]?"""
"Asked my dad to explain how big a thousandth of an inch is. ""when you go for a deep ass scratch and you look at your finger and sure it may look clean, but then you smell it."""
"Who called it the NHL instead of the Just Ice League"
"So two peanuts crossed the road.. ...and one of them got assaulted."
"If you haven't used your fingers to ""expand"" a picture in a Magazine today, well then you're not me."
"I once met an Asian with excellent grammar... So I said, ""Wow, your grammar is so good!"" And they replied, ""No.....my grandma's dead."""
"What do you call a black ghost? Bill Cosby. He comes while you're sleeping."
"Heard this one in history class. North Korea threatened to bomb the US and France immediately surrendered."
"My girlfriend always gets her way by pretending she's sad. She is using sighcology"