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Joke of the Day

"A fun thing to do is to tell a complete stranger that you met your boyfriend on Twitter and then show them a cat."

"What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward? A receding hareline."

"A man walks into an old club. ""Please, do not touch the artifacts"" says the archeologist."

"Guys are all, ""Wanna go to my bachelor party?"" because asking, ""Wanna hang out in a room and get boners together?"" would be gross."

"I thought about making a sex tape the other day... ...until I realized it would just be a Vine."

"I was going through my nieces socks and underwear. It got awkward when she started giggling"

"What type of sound system does a Saab have? A Saab-woofer :)"

"I've made myself a girlfriend out of plastic food wrap. She's a bit clingy."

"Still in love with various hypothetical women."

"Son: Dad can I go to a 50 Cent concert? Dad: Here's $1, take your sister too Son: Dad can I go to a 50 Cent concert? Dad: Here's $1, take your sister too :D"