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Joke of the Day
"How does a racist joke start? A small loan of a million dollars."
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"I've wanted to post this forever. This."
"Pluto should totally move on and find a solar system that's going to treat it with the respect it deserves."
"What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary after sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes"
"""My desires are... unconventional."" ""Show me."" *opens door to a room full of memes*"
"I stopped a girl from getting raped last week It wasn't very hard. I just stopped chasing her."
"That moment when you mom says she was a virgin, but then 3 random dudes show up on your birthday with gifts."
"Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa? Too many cheetahs.."
"I was left alone for 3 hours and I almost cut my hand off trying to open a banana."
"You can never lose a homing pigeon - if your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon."