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Joke of the Day

"Yelled at some skinhead today & he was all like ""chemotherapy, dude"" & I was like, ""whatever, racist"" cause sometimes you gotta take a stand"

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his pizza before it was cool"

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"What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind? Fa Ting"

"I hate when I press 1 for English and still get an Indian person."

"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who can count binary, and those who can't."

"What comes in hard, comes out soft, and what do you blow hard? chewing gum, you sicko..."

"Someday when I run out of comic books, I'd like to try this sex with girls I've been hearing about."

"What did one Jew say to the other Jew? Is it just me, or is this room getting really hot??"

"I can't stand people who have to use a wheelchair That's all."