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Joke of the Day

"I changed my name in my daughters phone to God...just texted her and said ""I saw that"" You should of seen her face. Priceless"

"Out of 10 puns chosen at random, how many actually made people laugh? No pun in ten did."

"What do you get when you mix batteries and water? Watt-er"

"What do these jokes and a ghost have in common? Boo man! Boo!"

"Loaf me, loaf me, say that you knead me."

"Two peanuts were walking down the street.. And one of them was assaulted."

"Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10? I asked him and he said, ""I still love vista, baby!"""

"Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most? Red"

"Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs? He only had Non-Stick pans."

"What was the dog doing on the turnpike? About seven miles an hour."