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Joke of the Day
"Pinocchio How did Pinocchio find out he had a wooden dick? His hand caught on fire."
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"Tomorrow is a day of fasting and abstinence for many denominations. So I guess that means no meat of ANY kind."
"I heard Plexiglass coffins are making a comeback, but... Remains to be seen."
"Arrested Development is cool, but when is Netflix gonna bring back my Grampa?"
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