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Joke of the Day

"I heard Plexiglass coffins are making a comeback, but... Remains to be seen."

"TIL that at age 13 Jewish girls have a Bat Mitzvah and at age 15 Latina girls have a... Baby shower."

"I don't believe in stereotypes. Because that would mean all Asians would be driving big or expensive vehicles to make up for their penis size."

"What rhymes with Snoop? Dr Dre"

"There are no bad pictures; that's just how your face looks sometimes."

"What does the Starship Enterprise have in common with toilet paper? They circle Uranus searching for clingons."

"Kim Kardashian wore white at her wedding. That's it. That's the joke."

"What is the difference between light and hard? Well, you can sleep with a light on."

"What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs? An army."

"What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off? They go fission."