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Joke of the Day

"Arrested Development is cool, but when is Netflix gonna bring back my Grampa?"

"What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car? I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU"

"My son wanted to go to Disney, but I told him little boys who ruin marriages don't go to Disney."

"what did the man say when he tried to get FREA with his dog? ""oops, forgot the KY"""

"""I'm all up for sex with handcuffs..."" ""...I just think a little warning would have been nice, Officer."""

"What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches? Extra virgin oil"

"Floyd Mayweather Jr must listen to his opponents to win ... Because he definitely can't read them"

"What's blue and look like pink fluff? Pink Fluff holdings its breath. What's Red and looks like Blue Fluff? Red Fluff."

"What do you get when you cross a black and asian man? (slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive."

"Idk Why you kept reading"