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Joke of the Day
"Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War? He doesn't work well with Vision"
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"Man who farts in church... ... sits in own pew"
"I once poured an entire bag of potato chips on my girlfriend. I wanted to ruffle her feathers."
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"Is it yoga if you wear sweatpants all day and then hunch over the garbage can as you eat a burrito?"
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