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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600? An Atari 2600 has more game. :)"

"Girls are magic... They get wet without water, can bleed without injuries and get boneless things hard!"

"[highspeed chase] ANCIENT GREEK COP: Damn they're getting away *turns on Siren* [several nearby ships are lured to their doom]"

"I'm writing a book about futurology. It's coming soon."

"I'm going to keep buying cats until one of them does something hilarious and makes me a YouTube millionaire."

"Harry, it's your baby Said Professor Umbridge"

"What's more fun than nailing dead babies to a wall? Scraping them back off"

"A man goes to a zoo but the only animal there is a dog. It's a Shitzu."

"Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Then it'll be a foot. I'm so sorry."

"What do you call a bug that vanishes? A non antity."