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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a vegetarian and a brony? A vegetarian doesn't like meat in their mouth."

"How to make $500 fast Attach it to a rocket Credit: 4chan"

"1% battery..... Because I like to live on the"

"Women: Can't live with 'em... ...Can't live with 'em."

"I give frequent lectures about informative and interesting topics underwater. For academic porpoises."

"Did you hear about the mechanic who dreamed of being a plumber? It was all a pipe dream."

"'Do Not Touch' Must be one of the scariest things to read in Braille"

"What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda? At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes"

"I've just been refused entry to the National Alzheimer's conference. ""Do you know who I am?"" I shouted."

"Yo mama's so fat.. ..that she takes a selfie in panorama"