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Joke of the Day
"It's hard being a single mother If you're a teenage boy without kids"
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"Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia? Croatia!"
"Anyone want to hear a really Nepalling joke about an earthquake? Oh. Nvm..."
"I walked into a store today... ...and they were selling explosives disguised as prayer mats. I wasn't one to judge them; after all, they'd said prophets were going through the roof."
"A man goes to see his doctor. Man: Doc, I need to get some birth control for my daughter. Doctor: Is she sexually active? Man: No. She just lays there like her mother."
"Why do priests cry during sex? There's no telling."
"[meeting] BOSS: We need a name that gives us a good ad slogan ME: Perhapselline? MY NEMESIS GARY: Maybelline? B: You're incredible, Gary"
"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The Wheelchair"
"California Q: How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Hella."
"Dad is the polite way of saying Motherfucker."