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Joke of the Day

"2: Where mommy? Me: Mommy's at a meeting. 2: Mommy is meat? Me: No. Well...yes, but only if we ever get stranded on an island. 2: Ok."

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"If you aren't a Nazi right now, thank a veteran."
"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are on a sinking boat, who survives ? America"
"I really hate it when someone else creates something that I haven't had the chance to think of first..."
"yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck."
"Funny how we say ""I drank a *pot* of coffee"" instead of ""I drank fourteen cups of coffee and chased the cat around the hot tub with a sword"""
"Trump: ""Knock knock."" Donald Trump: ""Knock knock."" - Who's there? ""No way-Jose"" - No way-Jose who? ""No way-Jose getting over that fucking WALL"""
"Porsche did 911"
"What did one Redditor say to another? [removed]"
"Common sense: Walk away. Me: No."