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Joke of the Day

"2 Part Fish Joke What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? Dam. What did the fish's friend say when he ran into the wall? Dumb Bass"

"my girlfriend's family is quite religious. i remember first time we stayed at her parents's house. but her dad wouldn't let us sleep together. which is a shame because he is so attractive."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? One or two thrown hard enough to the head should do the trick. Maybe one if it's really hot."

"A man was arrested on Brighton beach today for throwing pebbles at the sea birds. He was accused of having left no tern unstoned."

"What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses ""Dancing With the Stars""? ""I was robbed"" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself."

"Why do lesbians like radishes? Because they like to get their daikon."

"What do you call a really cheesy thought? A quesaIDEA."

"Michael Phelps can't play any MMORPG anymore He always gets banned as a gold farmer."

"What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction? You rub them the wrong way"

"How do you annoy a computer person with a problem? Never mind, I figured it out."