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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction? You rub them the wrong way"
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"LIBERAL PARENTS REFUSE TO GIVE NAUGHTY TEEN COAL: ""fossils fuels cause global warming"" ""billy woke up to solar panels in his stocking"""
"No, YOUR illiterate."
"What do you call a happy dolphin? Endorphin"
"Teacher: in this class you should love logarithms. Student: what if they don't reciprocate? Sorry for the bad math joke... but it was just too good."
"Why do church bells never send e-mails? They'd rather give each other a ring."
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was getting me to date her."
"What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning? Another day."
"What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over? Alexander Graham Fell!"
"Did you hear about the couple who went on a second honeymoon to celebrate their 30th wedding anniversary? This time it was his turn to sit on the edge of the bed and cry because it was too big."