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"Canadian What to do when a Canadian throws a grenade for you?"

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"Why do feminists hate church music? Because of all the Hymns."
"What is the difference between an apple and an orange? None, the two are not a snake"
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"How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black? Ever try and take a rib from a black."
"What's the difference between light beer and having sex in a boat? Nothing. They're both fucking near water."
"a boss is like a diaper always on your ass and edventually full of shit"