113915
Joke of the Day
"Canadian What to do when a Canadian throws a grenade for you?"
Next Joke
 
"Steam Greenlight"
"Bin Laden is also responsible for all of my typos and unfunny tweets."
"9 out of 10 child psychologists believe TV's shouldn't be babysitters 9 out of 10 child psychologists don't have children"
"What do u call a midget mexican Paragraph because he isnt a full essay"
"What do you get when you cross a Chicken with Peanut Butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth"
"Every time I click ""Remember Me"" on a login page, I get a little sad thinking about my fleeting existence... ...But some cookies would brighten my day! Disclaimer: Made this joke up just now."
"Donald Trump has written a lot of books about business... They all end at chapter 11. Nice one Hillary!!"
"If I had $1 every time somebody called me a racist... Black people would rob me!"
"Dad always said, ""Never get on one knee for a girl... ...who won't get on both for you."""